Just because you write fun, wild, crazy things doesn’t mean you always get to have fun writing. Believe it or not, if you want to do it to any extent beyond leisure time activity, it’s going to be work to get your words in.
I’ve been having two weeks from hell. Withdrawals are a pain in the ass.
No. Not hard drugs. Just caffeine. Still sucks.
Am I even a writer if I don’t drink caffeine? Like, I barely ever drank coffee to start with. Just sodee-pop. Way too much sodee-pop.
A public service announcement to all writers.
Sleep with pen and paper by your bedside.
I’ve got a lot of horror shorts in the works that I want to post up here so I’m gonna talk about writing horror.
What do you write about? How do you get ideas?
If you have an abundance of anxiety and imagination, the possibilities are endless.
I’m a writer. Sure I am!
Look how much I’ve written for this shitty blood-stained blog!
I’m definitely a writer. I tell people as much on social media. I tweet the fuck out of that fact. I tweeted my nightmares to Joseph Gordon-Levitt!
No, for those who recognized the GoT reference, this is not another murder post.
No worries! We’ll visit Death again!
But today we will be taking a look into my writing process as it pertains to naming things.
Exciting, right?! Yeah, it sure the hell is. If you don’t think so you can just lea… damn, I didn’t mean it! Please, come back!
My Sweet, Lovely Readers,
I was reading up on blogging, because, let’s face it. I don’t have a clue what the hell I’m doing. I happened upon a blog post titled Write Killer Content to bring people to your blog or something or other.
It was an excellent article. I admit, I didn’t read it… but I think I’m smart enough to know where it was going with a title like that. So here you go, killer content.